CORNY CHRISTMAS JOKES! | blogmas 2018

Happy Wednesday!

I don’t know about you guys, but I love corny jokes! Today I’m sharing some of the corniest Christmas jokes I could find! I hope they make you smile!

  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    • It’s Christmas, Eve!
  • Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
    • “Rude Olph”.
  • Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?
    • He had the drum sticks.
  • Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    • Because it soots him
  • Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
    • He wanted to sleep like a log.
  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    • So he can ho-ho-ho.
  • What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
    • Tinselitis. (this one is my favorite!)
  • What do you call an elf that can sing?
    • A wrapper.
  • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    • Claustrophobic
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    • Snowflakes
  • I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
  • Reindeer don’t go to public school, they’re elf taught.
  • Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
  • The Turkey wasn’t hungry at Christmas because he was already stuffed.

See ya next time!

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